i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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