I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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