Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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