Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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