People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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