i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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