Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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