i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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