I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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