we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
