i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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