Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
