Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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