what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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