Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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