so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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