How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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