Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I understand Curling. That high.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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