she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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