mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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