I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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