remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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