Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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