CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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