Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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