brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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