i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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