"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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