After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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