How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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