that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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