she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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