There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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