pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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