Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Is Oprah even human
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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