Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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