Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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