he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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