Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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