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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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