Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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