Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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