is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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