Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
