Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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