Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
