Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it's great music for shaving your balls
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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