The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
too bad you live with your parents still
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
