Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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