I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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