those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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