so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
this just has baby written all over it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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